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Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets
hpWhere's Snape?


hpTongue Lashing
Snape: You were seen by no less than seven Muggles. Do you have any idea how serious this is? You have risked the exposure of our world. Not to mention the damage you inflicted on a Whomping Willow that's been on these grounds since before you were born.
Ron: Honestly, Professor Snape, I think it did more damage to us.
Snape: Silence! I assure you, that were you in Slytherin and your fate rested with me, the both of you would be on the train home tonight! As it is...
Dumbledore: They are not.
Harry: Professor Dumbledore, Professor McGonagall.
Snape: Headmaster, these boys have the flouted the decree for the restriction underage wizardy, as such...
Dumbledore: I'm well aware of our by-laws, Severus, having written quite a few of them myself. As Head of Gryffindor House, it is for Professor McGonagall to determine the appropriate punishment.


hpWrong Place At The Wrong Time
Dumbledore: Everyone will proceed to their dormitories immediately. Everyone, except you three.
hp[Dumbledore motions to Harry, Ron and Hermione]
Dumbledore: She's not dead, Argus, she has been petrified.
Lockhart: Ah, thought so. So unlucky I wasn't there, I know exactly the countercurse that could have spared her.
hp[Incredulous looks from all]
Dumbledore: How she has been petrified, I cannot say.
Filch: Ask him, it's him who's done it! You saw what he wrote on the wall.
Harry: It's not true, sir, I swear. I never touched Mrs. Norris.
Filch: Rubbish!
Snape: If I might, Headmaster, perhaps Potter and his friends were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time? However, the circumstances are suspicious. I, for one, don't recall seeing Potter at dinner.
Lockhart: I'm afraid that's my doing, Severus. You see, Harry was helping me answer my fan mail.
Hermione: That's why Ron and I went looking for him Professor. We had just found him when he said...
Snape: Yes, Miss Granger?
Harry: When I said I wasn't hungry, we were heading back to the common room when we found Mrs. Norris.
hp[Snape raises eyebrow skeptically and turns to Dumbledore]
Dumbledore: Innocent until proven guilty, Severus.
hp[Snape surreptitiously roles his eyes]


hpQuidditch
No dialogue here, really. The only shots of Snape are of he and Lucius sitting smugly in the stands and one of Snape standing up to see Draco after he's fallen off his broom.


hpThe Dueling Club
Lockhart: Let me introduce my assistant, Professor Snape.
hp[Snape joins Lockhart on the table]
Lockhart: He has sportingly agreed to help me with a short demonstration. Now, I don't want any of you youngsters to worry, you'll still have your Potions master when I'm through with him, never fear.
hp[Lockhart and Snape salute and walk back to take their stances]
Lockhart: One, two, three.
Snape: Expelliarmus!
hp[Lockhart goes flying backwards and lands on his back]
Hermione: Do you think he's alright?
Ron: Who cares?
Lockhart: An excellent idea to show them that, Professor Snape. But, if you don't mind me saying, it was pretty obvious what you were about to do and if I had wanted to stop you, it would have only been too easy.
Snape: Perhaps it would be prudent to first teach the students to block unfriendly spells, Professor.
Lockhart: An excellent suggestion, Professor Snape! Er, let's have a volunteer pair, Potter, Weasley, how about you?
Snape: Weasley's wand causes devastation with the simplest spells, we'll be sending Potter to the hospital wing in a matchbox. Might I suggest someone from my own house? Malfoy, perhaps?
hp[Snape turns and motions for Draco to join him]
Lockhart: Good luck, Potter.
Harry: Thank you, sir.
Lockhart: Wands at the ready!
Draco: Scared, Potter?
Harry: You wish.
Lockhart: On the count of three, cast your charms to disarm your opponent. Only to disarm, we don't want any accidents here. One, two...
Draco: Inverte Stasis!
hp[Harry flies backward and lands hard, but jumps up quickly]
Harry: Rictusempre!
hp[Draco flies back and lands on his rear, Snape scoffs at him, drags him to his feet and shoves him back towards Harry]
Draco: Serpensortia!
hp[Snake flies out the end of Draco's wand]
Snape: Don't move, Potter, I'll get rid of it for you.
Lockhart: Allow me, Professor Snape! Voilate Ascendale(?)!
hp[Snake flies up and lands back on table unharmed, Harry moves toward it speaking Parseltongue]
Snape: Ipera Evanesca(?).
hp[Snape incinerates the snake and Harry snaps out of his trance]
Ernie: What are you playing at?
hp[Harry looks confused to Lockhart then Snape, Snape eyes Harry with suspicion]

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